1. Meet The Fanny Pack! (and Gene the Banana Man…)  These goons are mad about fanny packs!  They wear them everywhere, and pack them with everything!  Did you know that with some clever folding you can fit a tent into one of those things?  I’ve heard some schools in Houston are even giving them out to all their students as a means to prevent teenage hanky panks!  So useful!  It’s no wonder the lamestream media has villainized them as some sort of fashion freak show.  Well I say “good on you” The Fanny Pack!  Don’t feel like you need to conform to society’s narrow view of beauty!  That neon pink and green sack full of Nature Valley bars looks fantastic around your waist!  FANNY POWER! (we might want to rethink that slogan…)

    Meet The Fanny Pack! (and Gene the Banana Man…)  These goons are mad about fanny packs!  They wear them everywhere, and pack them with everything!  Did you know that with some clever folding you can fit a tent into one of those things?  I’ve heard some schools in Houston are even giving them out to all their students as a means to prevent teenage hanky panks!  So useful!  It’s no wonder the lamestream media has villainized them as some sort of fashion freak show.  Well I say “good on you” The Fanny Pack!  Don’t feel like you need to conform to society’s narrow view of beauty!  That neon pink and green sack full of Nature Valley bars looks fantastic around your waist!  FANNY POWER! (we might want to rethink that slogan…)

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